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Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

Are You Into Toupai Chumai?

Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

Armstrong & Getty

News

4.8815 Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2026

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

First, a straight woman posts an ad on Facebook for a wife.  Next, a new Chinese trend, toupai chumai, is sweeping the red nation.  

 

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:02.5

Guaranteed Human.

0:04.3

Are you into Tupai Chumai?

0:06.3

It's one more thing.

0:08.5

Armstrong and Getty.

0:09.8

One more thing.

0:12.5

Is that a Star Trek character with a head like a horse and a body like a ape or something?

0:18.7

It's Chinese and I don't know if I pronounced it correctly or not, but I'll get to that in a second.

0:22.4

First, this, this made the rounds over the weekend.

0:26.7

It was somebody who put an ad on Facebook.

0:30.8

It got enough popularity of the New York Times wrote about it.

0:34.3

It was basically some woman saying, I'd love to have a wife. She's not a lesbian. This isn't sexual. She said, I'd love to have a wife that could do the chores I hate. I'll do the ones she hates. We'll split the bills. We'll each max out our 401ks and Roth IRAs. It'd have to be sexless, of course. We probably wouldn't even need to get married. Of course, that's what would make her sexless.

0:56.3

Is anybody interested?

0:59.5

To which a lot of the replies were, yeah, that sounds awesome.

1:02.4

I'd like that, too, with a lot of the other replies saying,

1:05.5

isn't that kind of what a marriage would be if you just found a man?

1:10.5

Like, you split the chores and

1:13.6

try to be financially responsible and you know the sexless part wouldn't be great but she's not

1:18.5

a lesbian she's not lesbian it's just it's i don't know i guess the the i don't know what

1:24.8

is there a tinge of men are stupid and useless yes only. Yes. Only a wife would help out with the chores.

1:30.6

Okay.

1:30.9

Or be a good partner for life, not just chores, but that, yeah, definitely.

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