Are you impressed?
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 28 August 2023
⏱️ 32 minutes
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Summary
The joke of this year's Edinburgh Fringe has been revealed and - unsurprisingly - Luke and Pete are not impressed.
In a classic Luke and Pete pivot we go from talking about that to discussing head transplants. Plus, Pete reveals the real reason why he bought a Jag.
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| 0:00.0 | It's the Logan Patriot, I'm Pete Dulleson, I'm John, I'm Mr. Luke E. Mark, welcome to the |
| 0:14.8 | show. On the last show we discussed, welcome to things really, me going on a ghost hunt |
| 0:21.0 | in a nuclear bunker and Luke revealed that his neighbour is being a naughty little plonker |
| 0:28.4 | by putting up a muggy little lair corn outside the house. He's so, he's London then. I find |
| 0:35.8 | that when I talk to pets and animals, sometimes children, I become very Essex. It's, it's |
| 0:43.4 | not right. I've never heard you use the word plonker before because you are famously anti-only |
| 0:48.6 | falls and horses. Oh, oh, so I'm down on the ghost hunt in the ghost hunt part two. Love |
| 0:55.4 | the ghost hunt part two. I was down in the, in the, in the, in the, in the, in the sort of |
| 0:58.5 | rec rooms sort of places where people were like sort of eating at the Kelvin and hatch nuclear |
| 1:05.6 | bunker. In Essex and on Friday night, one o'clock in the morning, I noticed that behind me was |
| 1:12.1 | a cover of the Christmas radio times with the hall, only frozen horses family from Delboy |
| 1:18.6 | to all of the rest of them. I don't know, it looked kind of, it looked kind of eighties to me, |
| 1:23.1 | it looked kind of, that's a great little, you could probably sell that on eBay for good wedge. |
| 1:26.8 | Ah, look, if that lad who came back in a body bag, bag from North Korea has taught me anything, |
| 1:31.8 | don't steal posters. However, interesting that you may find them. I don't think the discontinued |
| 1:37.7 | nuclear facility regime in the UK is quite so intense. No, certainly not one I am when I'm |
| 1:43.4 | fucking about all the computers. Pulling all the paper out of the printers. How did that guy in |
| 1:48.4 | North Korea even find himself doing what he was doing? I think he was on one of those |
| 1:52.8 | kind of like dark tourism tours, he thought, no one could stop me. I'm from the west and then they |
| 2:00.5 | went, yeah, to the Gulag and he came back very bruised and dead. Yeah, and it's quite poor form, |
| 2:08.8 | isn't it? Generally, it's a bit of a faux part to be doing those kind of tours on their way, |
| 2:11.9 | right? Yeah, yeah. I mean, I mean, it's very good. You would have done it. I would have |
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