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Gettin' Grown

Are You Dating a Hologram?

Gettin' Grown

Loud Speakers Network

Society & Culture

4.83.8K Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2017

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

Jade and Keia discuss all things situationships; how to determine if you are in one, and how to get out. http://aidanneal.com/2014/08/06/9-signs-youre-situationship/

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0:00.0

Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back.

0:10.0

Come on and sing in the key to you. Praise the Lord, Niggas. Praise him. Praise the Lord, Niggas.

0:21.0

How's everybody doing? How's everybody in the house tonight?

0:27.0

Let me see outfits. You're here. I want to add a lot of wine. You're so irritating.

0:37.0

Like I don't give you all out and where you got your hair braided. I did not give you all of this.

0:42.0

But you have these long luxurious goddess locks. They're not goddess locks. They're just regular old faux locks.

0:49.0

Let me tell you something. I'm not calling them goddess locks. Like goddess locks where the ship be out on the end curled up and you dip it in hot water.

0:55.0

I'm talking about you look like a newbie in goddess. So I'm calling them goddess locks.

1:03.0

Hi, Queen. What's up, Queen? You just irritate myself. But you love it though. You love it. How are you?

1:12.0

I got my hair braided because I was just tired of looking at my hair and I didn't want to twist it no more.

1:18.0

So I just needed a break. No big deal. People get their hair braided every day all the time.

1:25.0

I know. It's all protective styling summer 17 for me.

1:30.0

Listen, mine is not even about protect. This is about lazy being lazy and slothful.

1:37.0

Not really wanting to touch my hair for the next three months. That's really what it's always about.

1:42.0

But I like to say protective styling because it sounds nice.

1:46.0

It's like in style. It's like trendy to be protective styling.

1:52.0

But really, all I have to do is spray my scalp with oil like it's lit.

1:58.0

That's it. So welcome back to episode seven of getting grown shout out to everyone who has you know,

2:06.0

sinister tweet left a comment on our Instagram.

2:10.0

Um, send us an email. Yes, or even stop this on the street to say the truth.

2:16.0

Listen to the show. We really appreciate it. We have to forgive us.

2:21.0

We have to forgive me because I'm, you know, getting used to this and it is a little off putting when people like flag you down in the metro and say,

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