Whether thou art a ghost that hath come from the earth, or a phantom of night that

has no hollow, or one that lieth dead in the desert, or a ghost unburied, or a demon, or a

ghoul, whatever thou be until thou art removed, thou shalt find here no water to drink,

thou shalt not stretch forth thy hand to our own into our house enter thou not through our fence break through thou not we are protected though we may be frightened our life you may not steal though we may be scared to death.

Welcome to scared to death, creeps, peepers, Roberts, and Annabells.

Thank you for spending some time with us.

I can tell by recent reviews and ratings and emails that Lindsay and I have gotten that we have a lot of new listeners,

and we are so glad that you've chosen to give us a shot.

A quick lingo refresher, for those of you who are new, a creep is somebody who cannot get enough of true horror.

The scarier the better, the more the better.

The peeper is somebody who loves true horror, even though it scares the shit out of them.

They love to torch themselves with horror.

They kind of hate it, but kind of love it. They're me. Hi, I'm Lindsay. Yeah, perfect. Yeah. And I, yeah, and I'm a creep.

A Robert is a Patreon supporter who pays $5 a month for monthly bonus episodes and ad-free episodes.

And Annabelle is a Patreon supporter who pays $10 a month, gets their name read on the show. It's everything the Roberts

get plus a merch discount of 20% and 20% of everything we get from Patreon goes towards monthly

charities. And while we haven't had a Darren pop up in a story in a while, a Darren is somebody who

just won't get the fuck out. Even though they could walk away from a threatening, menacing paranormal

encounter.

They don't.

They double down and they invite needless torment into their lives.

And the lives of the people around them oftentimes.

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