Harry's Creek, how we doing?

You guys are awesome, man.

I need y'all.

I want you sitting there every week.

I see you.

Let's go.

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So fun.

Oh, man.

Well, people think that I am not very athletic.

They've said that about me. I know, I know. I know.

And I've taken the high road, you know, I've let those rumors circulate around.

And, you know, here's the truth.

I went to school, kindergarten to eighth grade, I went to a small Catholic school in a small town.

And in about fifth, sixth, seventh grade, fifth grade I was introduced, so track and field, I was introduced to long jump.

All right.

I've always been tall for my age, almost said. I've always been

tall for my height. I've always been tall for my age. And so I start doing long job. I'm even

they say, hey, run. You know, there's a board. Just jump off that board. See how far you can go.

It's a sandbox. And I dominated. All right. I mean, it turns out I am a prodigy at Long Jump. I'm like this, I found my thing. And I'm thinking, like, this is amazing because, you know, I mean, my whole life is now set for their, like, colleges are going to be calling and saying, hey, come here. And I'm like, I found my thing, long jump. And so I would go, you know, we would go to these neighboring track meets of small, you know, Catholic schools, and they would have these small track meets. And I would go and just collect blue ribbons. You know, I was always like a foot taller than everybody else. Like, all right, you know, just first place ribbons. I'm starting a collection. Like, this is amazing. Like, here we go. I've got my thing. And then here's the problem with that is in the eighth grade, they said, hey, we're going to give you an option to do athletics at the public school. So what we'll do is we'll take the old church band over to Quiro Junior High and you can

actually compete and the track meets there. And I'm thinking this is going to be incredible because,

you know, I've got my blue ribbon collection and so I'm going to go and show them the prodigy

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