Are We Trending Yet with Tim Dillon

Yannis Pappas Hour

Yannis Pappas

News Commentary, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2022

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

It’s the Fig & the Pig. Tim Dillon stops by the studio for a long day. The boys talk the criminality of Long Island, the racism of Long Island, and at its core what makes the people who they are. Tim teaches us the virtue of selfishness. He also delves into why you care about the Ukraine but not Yemen. The boys break down the United States if it was a person and what “cool drones” are! Tim Dillon previews his new upcoming book The Keys to Success about why it’s important to cancel your family and how a person never mentally comes back from Florida. Just like you’re never the same after immersing yourself in the fetaverse. It’s a Yanni & Tim parade and it’s sunshine ☀️ because it’s a LongDay.

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Bonus ep this week, “Pedophile Plantation”can be accessed here https://www.patreon.com/posts/63633794

Transcript

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0:00.0	What's up everybody? Welcome to another episode of Long Days. I
0:06.0	Wanted to wait till I got to Miami to make this intro because I just felt like I wanted to get Miami's vibe on this episode
0:13.4	The episode we got coming up is with one of my good friends. You might know him as a Don of Long Island or the pig
0:21.2	Mr. Tim Dylan, so it's a really good one. We really have a good time
0:25.0	I want to tell you about my dates before we move any further so you guys can come see me live
0:30.5	This is really my dump tour. I'm going every place. That's a dump
0:34.7	So my next stop is Springfield, Massachusetts a real dump
0:39.1	March 18th through 19th all the tickets are available at Janus Pappas comedy.com and then I'm in San Antonio
0:47.0	If I can fit it's hard to fit in that city
0:50.1	It's not a lot of space with the people taking up a lot of room. March 24th to 26
0:56.2	March 24th through the 26th in San Antonio. I hope I said that right. Did I say San Antonio?
1:02.2	I hope so San Antonio march 24th through the 26th if I can fit then if I can get my papers together
1:10.7	Improve that I'm an American citizen. I'll be in Phoenix, Arizona
1:14.6	From April 14th through the 16th
1:17.1	I'll probably get pulled over a few times because I'm a little swarry looking
1:21.2	Then I'm going to be in the
1:24.0	City that LeBron killed Cleveland, Ohio may 5th through the 7th
1:29.0	I'll be in my hotel room when the shows aren't going on because there's nothing to do in that city and I want to stay safe
1:34.6	Then I'm going to a nice place nice little theater show may 28th new Port Road Island and then
1:41.5	We're back in Uncle Vinnie's in September
1:44.0	So get your tickets at Janus Pappas comedy.com also this week's bonus episode
1:49.8	is about the Kane Velasquez story and some more
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