Why would somebody else need to speak?

You said we wanted someone to emcee. I'm not sharing the stage with anyone. In fact, I would prefer it if you kind of just sat on the floor in front of the stage, and we did the podcast from there. Also, there's no stage. I forgot. Okay, what am I doing this for? Welcome to The Crunch, Episode 79. It is your boy Ethan, aka. Ropausal. And I'm Patrick at Catholic Pat. Don't sound chipper. Don't do this. Don't try to do like the contrary. You did that on purpose, try to make me sound like I'm dead and tired. I mustered up all of the chipperness. I'm half with you my first cup of coffee, man.

I'm good.

I ran out of K-cups. I can't. I'm sorry. I haven't been to the store. Do you have a K-Rig? I don't have a curing, but my roommate does. I use it. You got to get reusable, the reusable K-C-C-C-up. I see I've wanted to do that but i just haven't per se they're literally

four bucks at walmart i got one the other day and i'm like i have i have a bunch of coffee

that i've had since my first semester here because i've just never been able to use it i never had

like a non-curig i have like a k-cup or it's a knock-off kirk because I'm a spirit of poverty. And yeah, I just, I use the reusable cake up. Yeah, I just, I want to do it. I just haven't done it. So don't, don't give me a hard time. Don't give me a hard time that I buy Kroger brand coffee that's like $3 for 24.

I'm still on the cheap.

It's not like I'm going out and buying Starbucks brand name stuff.

I'm a, I don't have a job.

I can't afford that stuff.

I, um, I buy, I buy Cafe Bustello coffee comes in a big yellow package.

It's vacuum sealed.

It looks like a brick.

It's still delicious.

It's super strong.

I drink coffee that's literally ground up bricks and that you strain coffee, that you strain hot water over.

How do you take your coffee, then?

Because when you come to Franciscan, I'm going to need to know how to make your coffee in the morning. Take it straight break, no creamer. You like that segue into our announcement? That was a really good segue. If you didn't hear last week, me, Ethan, aka Bro Possel, is swinging up to Ohio next week.

Oh my gosh.

It's crazy.

That's next week.

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