Are We Smarter Than A Second Grader?
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Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 29 October 2025
⏱️ 38 minutes
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Summary
Jordan’s brother Peyton returns as Jeff and Jordan take on Are You Smarter Than a Second Grader? Let’s just say… the results aren’t exactly honor-roll material.
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| 0:00.0 | Yeah, me, a group. Which of these letters is a consonant? E-U-I-P. Aren't they all? What's a vowel? Person-placed thing or idea? What? That's it, boy. No. Hey, that's it. There you go. So which one's not a vowel? Which one's a consonant? A-E-U-I-P. P. Oh my god. Three banana heads right here. Hey guys, episode 187. We are doing a part two. Ooh, you know what 187 means? What? Since we're in the Halloween spirit. What? It means murder. 187? Yeah. Why? I've never heard of that. You never heard like when Snoop Dogg's like 187 on a cop. No. Yeah, that's like a 10, |
| 1:05.7 | you know when they're like three 42, |
| 1:07.4 | we got a one eight seven in progress. So it's like I think it means murder. Oh, never heard of it. Like creeping you guys out. Oh, I love the Google. Oh, yeah. GDT's have whatever it's called. Oh God, you guys talk. It definitely means murder. Why do you guys make me feel so crazy? |
| 1:23.4 | I don't know. |
| 1:24.4 | That's crazy. |
| 1:25.4 | I just hope that's not me. |
| 1:27.2 | Nobody ever calls that in. |
| 1:29.0 | Did you know, when the news didn't show it, this teacher, she got, she got on, is it really called, is it LGT, whatever chat in Amazon to look up things to murder her husband? Shut up. Yeah, she's a school counselor,. She got arrested. Yes. 187 is a police code using some jurisdictions. California to signal homicide or a murder investigation. I can't believe you never heard that. Well, now I know if I hear 187 at the day, everyone, you know, that means it's already over. Yeah, that means it's over. Well'm just saying I'm what I don't want to be around it. They already have. I'm going to run. Let's make this episode of that. Let's murder it on this episode. Okay. Can you tell about how good my legs look right now? I always get complimented. Who compliments you? |
| 2:25.9 | Everybody. I have good legs. I love showing them all. Who like to do it's like that? Yeah. They do. Show them your Harry belly. No, oh my God, it's so fast. No, Peyton's like the men love my Harry chest because I'm like, you gotta trim that. He's like, oh no, they love it. and he takes pictures of his chest. |
| 2:45.0 | You take pictures when you're sure to have them? |
| 2:46.3 | Yeah, I'm a bear. |
| 2:47.8 | Do you? |
| 2:48.8 | Yeah. I'm a bear. You're accepted. Tell people what that is because I didn't even know what that was. Yeah. Tell you what, what he said to me? Do you tell me all the slang animal terms? Bear is like in the gay community a big, big chubby, big guy that's hairy like me. So do you feel like you have to say chubby to be sexy? |
| 3:05.9 | Like Chris Ferrell? |
| 3:06.8 | I don't know. |
| 3:07.6 | It's all like he had to be chubby to be funny. |
| 3:08.6 | I'm just sexy in my own skin. Yeah, you are. He gets. I love it. I love work. Don't be using our podcast to pick up dudes and have them write into stuff. You do that and you do that in your own time give give everybody your handle to follow you by the way. Oh |
| 3:30.4 | Gosh hold on I just made a new one. Why do you keep switching them? |
| 3:35.0 | Crazy bear fans because he's starting over I'm starting over I just let's see so mine is |
| 3:42.2 | Peyton |
| 3:44.2 | 5.5.6 0 0 so Peyton 0. So patent P y T O N 5 5 6 0 0. That's my Instagram. Follow me. What what what what are the numbers represent? I don't know. Instagram just gave it to me and I just rolled with you. You can think of like patent the bear. No, maybe I should. Yeah, you should. I think I could change it, maybe. Oh, then you're gonna get some attention. |
| 4:06.4 | Yeah. |
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