Are We Smarter Than a Fifth Grader? With a Twist...

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Comedy, Leisure

4.9 • 661 Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2026

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Class is in session, and Bretman & Miss Kaaaye are getting litty and testing their knowledge with Ozzie’s “Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?” trivia. Spoiler: they are not. They debate oceans, rewrite PEMDAS, forget what vowels are, presidential confusion, and a whole lot of coughing into the mic. Grab your hydration, keep your brain cells close, and pray for their teachers.

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:04.1	Hello, hello everybody.
0:06.0	It is Thursday yet again.
0:09.0	My favorite day of the week, honestly.
0:12.4	Well, what is your actual favorite day of the week?
0:14.7	My favorite day of the week is, honestly, Wednesday.
0:19.5	Oh, she's cute.
0:20.4	She's giving middle child energy
0:21.8	We're both middle child
0:23.6	It's giving the shortest day of the week
0:25.7	I feel like
0:26.7	I'm a Friday girl
0:27.7	I'm a Friday girlie
0:29.2	I feel like Friday is that girl
0:31.1	Aloha Friday
0:32.1	Everything just happens on Fridays
0:34.5	And speaking of Friday today
0:36.1	We're gonna go to a drag show
0:37.3	Yes we are I'm so excited And we have a just happens on Fridays. And speaking of Friday today, we're going to go to a drag show.
0:38.9	Yes, we are.
0:40.4	I'm so excited.
0:43.8	And we have a very cute episode planned for you guys today.
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