This is the BBC.

Picture a physicist called Brian Cox, a human physicist with human hopes, human dreams, human hair.

Maybe not actually human hair, but be extraterrestrial hair.

But just a normal human or so he thinks.

Because today is the day that this human finds out that he may be a coder's dream,

just a simulation in a simulated world.

But where could you find this out?

In only one place, the twilight monkey cage.

Hello, I'm a simulation of Robin Inns.

And I'm a simulation of Brian Cox.

I suppose I could be a simulation of Robin Inns as well, which is where he is, isn't it?

How does that work out? I don't want to be you.

I like being bald and old and weird looking.

So, we expect them being pretty.

I mean, imagine when you lose your looks.

That's the end for you.

Whereas me, that's never...

I've never been employed, but we need someone with braces who's bald and looks old for you.

Jim, how clearly you'll get all your work once you're both bald.

So today's show, I suppose, in some ways, the good thing about it is that I've been an atheist for quite a few years.

And the worst thing about being an atheist is you lose a greater power to blame for everything that goes wrong.

You don't have those, mate.

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