This is LBC from Global, leading Britain's conversation, Mystery Hour with James O'Brien.

What a strange day, hey? Sadiq Khan in the first hour, Kirstarmer in the second hour,

I feel that you haven't had enough of me. And now it's Mystery Hour, which, you know,

historically is probably the hour of the 15 that we spend together every week in which I speak the least.

So I'm offering full refunds today.

People who bought a ticket expecting to get at least two interminable monologues and 20-minute journeys around the houses, you must feel shortchanged.

So I will offer full refunds.

If you send your receipt to the usual address, there are full refunds available for people who

tuned into the James O'Brien experience today and are going home very unhappy at the lack of James

O'Brien. I might plug my podcast later just to redress the balance. But not now, because more

important matters are before us, and those matters congregate under the umbrella that we call Worcesteria.

If there is a question to which you are desperate to find an answer, then the number you need remains.

03456060973.

I'm going to dive straight in.

No rules, no pack drill.

No pausing.

Michael's in Manchester.

Michael, question or answer?

Question, please, James.

Carry on. Are viruses really alive? Because people talk about them as if they are, but I'm not

convinced. What?

Viruses, right? Yes, the virus A. Are they actually alive in the sense that you're alive

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