ARE THEY THE BI*CH OR ARE YOU? (Ep. 47)

Brunch with Desb Podcast

Des Pfeifer

Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

5 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2021

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

People suck dick sometimes... I totally get it. Before you completely write them off as a bitch though, ask yourself, "Am I being a bitch right now?" If you are, check yourself before you wreck yourself. If they are being the bitch, I have a 3 step formula to dealing with bitches. Enjoy and please share with a friend!

Time Stamps:

(0:00) Loud Fucking Claps In My Ears

(1:45) below the influence(R)

(2:35) Pumping These Titties

(6:08) Last Day of January

(7:49) My Patreon Account and Details!

(14:00) Tag Me!

(14:25) Dealing with Bitches

(17:00) Who's the Bitch?

(17:25) Distancing from the Bitch

(17:55) Tell the Bitch

(25:20) Protecting Your Energy

(31:12) Small Break

(42:24) Let’s Talk Mean Babies… Just Kidding

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0:00.0	Oh my God that was so fucking loud this morning.
0:08.6	Happy Sunday.
0:10.3	It's your favorite host Des, also known as Des B, and it is currently 7 a.m. and I was not
0:17.6	expecting for the fucking claps to go off. I was expecting a nice calm. Not a raging audience in my ear. What the
0:31.1	fuck is up you dirty horrors Happy Sunday. Welcome back to the
0:35.1	brunch with Desby Podcast. I'm so excited to have you. As I mentioned, it's
0:40.0	actually 7 a.m. bitch I woke up with malicious intent to fuck today in the
0:48.0	booty hole I am so excited for today I don't know why had a little bit of an
0:52.2	emotional breakdown yesterday because
0:54.3	hashtag mom life, but also I'm not going to downplay my feelings. I'm allowed to feel how I feel.
0:59.6	However, I just woke up today. It's like you know what, I'm ready to fucking ride with you guys?
1:04.7	What the fuck is up, Kyle? And I think that is record for the most F words in the first minute of the podcast. I love that. If you're new here, welcome if you're not new here welcome back.
1:16.0	However, if no matter if you're new or old, please rate review and subscribe to this podcast. That helps me. As you guys know, two episodes ago, I had my first ad. I feel like a little like grown up. I feel like I grew up from being a baby. So I'm very proud of myself, but that obviously helps me with podcast production
1:35.2	and just being able to grow this podcast have fun with you guys and so I just really
1:39.6	appreciate you guys for that so rate review subscribe that helps me as well as every
1:43.4	Wednesday have my other podcast with my co-host Emily we do below the
1:47.6	influence er capital r where we show up every Wednesday we dick around it's like catching up with your
1:54.7	best friends on a Wednesday I love it so I will link that in the show notes as
1:58.7	always but I also woke up so I woke up at 6 a.m. today because my titties were rock hard.
2:06.2	So I'm still breastfeeding, I'm still pumping, and Maddox is sleeping like kind of through the night.
2:12.1	And so, you know, God bless right however I'm not pumping like
2:16.5	through the night because from what I read and understand when your baby starts to sleep through
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