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Let's get into B or not the B. We've got some headlines. Some are satirical. Some are real. Let's see if Matt Walsh, who made this documentary what is a woman, can truly differentiate what's real and what's fake.

Sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction. So let's get into it. Matt number one headline here,

Fisher Price introduces, quote, my first gender transition place at.

Oh man.

Thank you.

If that is not satirical, then I'm just- I'm moving into the woods and living in a cave. I actually give it once a society. If that is not satirical, I am done with society officially.

So I'm going to say that that's the B. That's satirical.

Lucky for you, you are correct. That is the B. We don't have to pack up just yet.

All right. Well, you know, I was looking- I was looking for an excuse to go into the cave in the wilderness. So, you know, that's unfortunate actually.

Honestly, at this point, I think we all are. Let's build a big conservative commune somewhere where they can't reach us.

Okay, number two here. Canada celebrates vulva in vagina day without mentioning who owns them.

This is Canada we're talking about. So you always have to- you can never underestimate the insanity up there in Canada.

Vulva and vagina day.

That's the holiday. I don't want to know how that holiday is celebrated. I'll say that that, you know, I'm never going to underestimate Canada. So I'll say that's real.

Oh, okay. You're absolutely right. It is not the B. That is a real headline. Guys, you can go to Canada for a holiday and celebrate vulva in vagina day.

Unbelievable. Okay. Number three here. Non-binary teacher frustrated by second graders saying their gender doesn't make sense.

That way it says that second grade teacher saying their gender. So this is the problem with the pronouns. I don't even know what anyone's talking about.

So their gender doesn't make sense referring to the teacher, right?

Yeah, the kids are telling the teacher your gender does not make sense. Don't know what you're talking about.

I'm going to say not to be on that one.

And you would be absolutely correct. It turns out second graders know a thing or two about biology and more so than adults these days.

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