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This Feels Criminal: A True Crime Podcast (Formerly Killer Queens)
This Feels Criminal | Formerly Killer Queens
4.4 • 3.1K Ratings
🗓️ 10 December 2025
⏱️ 5 minutes
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Summary
🎄 THE KILLER QUEENS TRUE CRIME ADVENT CALENDAR
12 Days. 3 Mini-Cases. Daily Mini-Episodes.
Available only from December 13-Jan 13 • Only on Patreon
Welcome to our very first Killer Queens True Crime Advent Calendar — a bite-sized holiday experience designed just for our Patreon fam.
Every day for 12 days, you'll receive an exclusive mini-episode from us (Tyrella + Nikita) featuring 3 Holiday-Themed Cases including:
🎅 The Santa Claus Bank Robber The Texas outlaw who held up a bank in full Santa costume.
🎄 The Kidnapped Mall Santa A bizarre holiday publicity stunt gone wrong… or not staged at all?
☃️ The Frosty the Snowman Parade Arrest Yes, Frosty was arrested. Yes, it's even funnier than you think. ✨ And zero helicoptering of mom boobs (you're welcome)
🌟 Why Patreon Matters
This year has been a transitional year for Killer Queens — new era, a new host, new audience — and listener support truly keeps this show alive.
If you've ever wanted to support the podcast directly, or you want a fun, festive way to join us for the holidays… this is the perfect moment.
🎁 What You Get When You Join
✔️ Access to all 12 Advent Calendar voice notes
✔️ All previous Patreon exclusives
✔️ Early releases
✔️ Ad-free episodes
✔️ Doc Jams
✔️ Bonus deep dives
✔️ The satisfaction of knowing you saved us from starting OnlyFans
🎄✨ Join us today and cozy up with the True Crime Advent Calendar.
👉 patreon.com/killerqueenspod
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| 0:00.0 | Hey y'all. |
| 0:01.4 | So we need to tell you something. |
| 0:04.6 | Something that may shock you. |
| 0:06.9 | Something that may change the holiday season or... |
| 0:11.7 | We almost launched an onlyfans. |
| 0:17.1 | And not just any only fans. |
| 0:19.3 | Helicopter moms. |
| 0:21.0 | Hey-o. That's right. Two moms, helicopter moms. Hey-oh. |
| 0:21.8 | That's right. |
| 0:22.9 | Two moms, two sets of very tired boobs, and two human beings who would 100% pull a rotator |
| 0:30.1 | cuff trying to helicopter anything at this point. |
| 0:33.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:33.8 | If it would not have been sexy, It would have been a cry for help. |
| 0:39.9 | And you know that we're always growing and very mentally stable. So luckily for you and for |
| 0:46.3 | our chiropractors, we came to our senses. So why are we even discussing this, you ask? |
| 0:53.2 | Well, the last few years have been rough for small |
| 0:56.4 | creators all across the board and especially hard for us this year. The shift from OG Killer |
| 1:02.2 | Queens to our new This Feels Criminal era has meant rebuilding a large portion of our audience |
| 1:07.8 | from scratch. Ad sales are down, Patreon is half of what it used to be. |
| 1:13.3 | And while we are super proud of where the show is headed, it has been a climb. And we don't say |
| 1:18.8 | this to guilt anyone, but we just want to be real. Your support on Patreon truly keeps the show alive. |
| 1:24.7 | And we'd much rather make content and hang out with y'all than make it only |
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