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Killer Queens: A True Crime Podcast

True Crime, Comedy

4.4 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2025

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

🎄 THE KILLER QUEENS TRUE CRIME ADVENT CALENDAR 12 Days. 3 Mini-Cases. Daily Mini-Episodes. Available only from December 13-Jan 13 • Only on Patreon Welcome to our very first Killer Queens True Crime Advent Calendar — a bite-sized holiday experience designed just for our Patreon fam. Every day for 12 days, you’ll receive an exclusive mini-episode from us (Tyrella + Nikita) featuring 3 Holiday-Themed Cases including: 🎅 The Santa Claus Bank Robber The Texas outlaw who held up a bank in full Santa costume. 🎄 The Kidnapped Mall Santa A bizarre holiday publicity stunt gone wrong… or not staged at all? ☃️ The Frosty the Snowman Parade Arrest Yes, Frosty was arrested. Yes, it’s even funnier than you think. ✨ And zero helicoptering of mom boobs (you’re welcome) 🌟 Why Patreon Matters This year has been a transitional year for Killer Queens — new era, a new host, new audience — and listener support truly keeps this show alive. If you’ve ever wanted to support the podcast directly, or you want a fun, festive way to join us for the holidays… this is the perfect moment. 🎁 What You Get When You Join ✔️ Access to all 12 Advent Calendar voice notes ✔️ All previous Patreon exclusives ✔️ Early releases ✔️ Ad-free episodes ✔️ Doc Jams ✔️ Bonus deep dives ✔️ The satisfaction of knowing you saved us from starting OnlyFans 🎄✨ Join us today and cozy up with the True Crime Advent Calendar. 👉 patreon.com/killerqueenspod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey y'all.
0:01.4	So we need to tell you something.
0:04.6	Something that may shock you.
0:06.9	Something that may change the holiday season or...
0:11.7	We almost launched an onlyfans.
0:17.1	And not just any only fans.
0:19.3	Helicopter moms.
0:21.0	Hey-o. That's right. Two moms, helicopter moms. Hey-oh.
0:21.8	That's right.
0:22.9	Two moms, two sets of very tired boobs, and two human beings who would 100% pull a rotator
0:30.1	cuff trying to helicopter anything at this point.
0:33.5	Yeah.
0:33.8	If it would not have been sexy, It would have been a cry for help.
0:39.9	And you know that we're always growing and very mentally stable. So luckily for you and for
0:46.3	our chiropractors, we came to our senses. So why are we even discussing this, you ask?
0:53.2	Well, the last few years have been rough for small
0:56.4	creators all across the board and especially hard for us this year. The shift from OG Killer
1:02.2	Queens to our new This Feels Criminal era has meant rebuilding a large portion of our audience
1:07.8	from scratch. Ad sales are down, Patreon is half of what it used to be.
1:13.3	And while we are super proud of where the show is headed, it has been a climb. And we don't say
1:18.8	this to guilt anyone, but we just want to be real. Your support on Patreon truly keeps the show alive.
1:24.7	And we'd much rather make content and hang out with y'all than make it only
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