Good morning and hello and welcome to another episode, teaser episode of Dopey, the podcast on

drugs, addiction, and dumb shit. My name is Dave. I'm sitting in the luxurious 21st floor apartment

of my father, gazing out on scenic Chelsea and in the distance, less scenic, New Jersey.

I hope you guys are well.

And I am good.

We have a teaser episode today that we recorded yesterday.

No, we recorded Sunday on the beach in Bayshore or no, Bayport.

But I have to say this.

On Monday, actually first, if you want to come to DopeCon, you better fucking buy a ticket now.

Because they're going to sell out in a second.

And the lineup has changed.

Ian Fidance is not able to come.

He is opening for Burt Kreischer, but there's tweaks in the lineup.

Exciting moments are being planned and you will not be disappointed.

Brandon Novak is coming to give an award to the amazing James Frye, who wrote that book,

million little pieces, amazing addiction book. And fucking Hank Azaria is coming. And

fucking Sam Miller is coming from the Pacific Northwest. and Adam David is going to play some music,

and it's going to be good.

I promise you it's going to be good.

And there will be, oh, Bob Forrest is fucking coming out.

And Bobby Dukes is coming in and tons of dopes from all over the world.

So my dad is going to say something or other. It's going to be very, very special. So you better go get a ticket. It's catered by cats is October 4th. I think what's his face, Sean Weiss is going to come. Brace Bellden is, of course, in it, Aaron Carr. It's going to be a good time. And the tickets are going to sell out and you're going to be like,

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