And now, live from isolation station in Burbank, California, it's the plague week 28 of the

Allison Rosen is Udus' friend show.

Tonight, Allison welcomes her guest.

He's a comedian who has recreated his childhood blockbuster video in miniature, which is so

realistic, it has 32 copies of lethal weapon 2, and only 4 checked out copies of police

Academy 6 City under siege.

It's Ken Reed.

And she's an actress in comedian whose advice to young women looking to find a husband

is simply walk up to a guy you like and then rub your butt all over him.

It's Arden Marine.

Tone's on his here to announce the newest appointment to fill his vacancy on his scrotus.

I'm your husband Daniel, say him hop on board the love bus and say hello to your new

best friend, Allison Rosen.

Hello, my little cold pimps.

Welcome to another exciting episode of Allison Rosen is your new best friend.

That particular racy sounding carbohydrate was sent in on Patreon by Lisa Lowry and

cold pimps is Pimento cheese in a taco shell with Fritos and she included a barf emoji.

I feel like I could, I feel like it might not be that bad.

That sounds good to me.

I would prefer it not in a taco shell.

That sounds like something on married with children that a pregnant woman would eat.

Like a lazy writer's pregnant woman meal.

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