When you're Jeff Lewis, the drama never stops.

They said that I am by far the most difficult talent that they're working with. You know, we could say we don't judge. I judge. And I was judging. Money doesn't make you an asshole. But if you're an asshole and with a ton of money, you're going to be a bigger asshole. Why are you looking at me? No, I didn't, I didn't need to look in that direction. Jeff Lewis has issues.

Hey, welcome to Jeff Lewis has issues. In today's episode, Arden Marine and Sarah Colono joined the show.

We talk about hotel coffee makers cat ownership and chain restaurants.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Do you ever do stand-up, Arden?

I used to tour doing it a bunch, and then I stopped.

Because I was going to say, if Sarah Colonna can be successful at it, anyone can do it.

Happy Monday, everybody.

Happy Wednesday.

Yes, I used to do set up.

Yeah, happy International Women's Day. Thank you. Happy, everybody. Happy Monday. Yes, I used to do. I used to do set up. Happy International Women's Day. Thank you. Happy International Women's Day. Did Sarah, fight, fight, fight. What is it? Mexican Monday. What is it? What is it? Oh, what happened? And John's out of town. Are we going to Mexico? Yeah, so I'm going to go by myself. Oh, where are we going? All the Pharmacia, perfavor. At that, too, it's called El Mariah. Okay. Yeah, it's in Sherman Oaks. Half off on Monday. Ooh. What are you going to get? Don Julio Margaritas half off. Ooh, aye, aye. Yes.

Do you do a skinny with salt?

I do.

I do.

I do. I do the skinny with salt. I do the skinny with salt. I do the skinny with salt. I don't like the skinny. I don't like the agave. I don't like the taste of it. Where is El Mariachi? I feel like I've heard of...

It's on Ventura Boulevard.

Never heard of it.

Shane, have we not been there?

I don't think so.

What's the cross street?

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