Arching Piece of Wood (A Tale of Two Cities - TNG Fan Edit)
Greatest Trek: New Star Trek Reviewed
Uxbridge-Shimoda LLC
4.9 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 18 June 2019
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
When the crew of the Entrepreneur find a hidden casket containing what seems to Tasha Yar, everyone immediately puts their guard up. But when it's discovered that this may not be the Yar-iginal, it's time to make the bed and figure out why this porno makes so much TNG sense! Are the beds that big on the original D? Have these actors continued to hone their craft? Will we ever get a sequel?
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| 0:00.0 | We only have one live show left this year and this time we don't even have to book flights or hotels for it, Ben. |
| 0:08.0 | The greatest generation is performingly share your embarrassment tour at the Masonic Lodge at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery. |
| 0:15.0 | What a fitting way to put this tour into the ground, then to end it at a cemetery. |
| 0:21.0 | We're doing one more performance of it in January and as of today we can announce that will be at San Francisco |
| 0:26.7 | Sketch Fest on January 28th and tickets go on sale this Sunday. |
| 0:31.3 | That's two shows left on the Share Your Embarrassment Tour and they're both in California. |
| 0:35.6 | Right. One is at a cemetery and the other is where major sports teams go to die or get relocated. |
| 0:43.6 | You're thinking of Oakland, Adam. |
| 0:45.4 | Right, Oakland, right. |
| 0:47.1 | But still, both of those things very embarrassing. |
| 0:50.7 | Buy your Sketch Sketch Fest Greatest Gen Tour.com. |
| 1:03.0 | Share your embarrassment with us, California, |
| 1:06.0 | and gain strength from the sharing. Greatest Gen Tour.com. |
| 1:10.0 | Captain. Captain. |
| 1:13.0 | Captain. |
| 1:14.0 | The report. |
| 1:15.0 | Signagers detective. |
| 1:16.0 | She |
| 1:18.0 | Captain. Don't know the card of the U.S. |
| 1:20.0 | Surprise. |
| 1:21.0 | Captain, don't move the card of the U.S.S a Star Trek Discovery podcast from the makers of the greatest generation. I'm Adam Pranica. I'm Ben Harrison. I'm so |
| 1:36.0 | ashamed of what we're going to do today. You should be. It was your idea. Want to make that clear from jump? I was like, Ben, what are we going to do with some of our off-season Star Trek Discovery |
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