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Every time you drink up beer,

no, Gallagher said arcade fire needs to pry themselves out of their own asshole.

Yeah, I actually have in my notes without knowing that quote that this band,

I believe this band actually lives in their own asshole.

Legitimately eat, breathe, and sleep in their own asshole.

It's possible he's referring to the fact that Win Butler will non-ironically refer to himself as quote,

a fucking rock star, end quote.

This is the opposite of a rock star.

First of all, I think I'd refer to Win Butler as quote,

a fucking grown up version of Malachi from Children of the Corn end quote.

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