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Oh, what do that thing where we go in the table news ourselves? I'm Jason, I'm the Dungeon Master going on the table starting with Ian.

Ian here. I am playing the Thaden.

Endurance. Ha, I remembered. Nailed it. And Kelsey.

Hey, I'm Kelsey and I'm playing Calipso the Bard.

And James.

Hey, James, I played dig on the weak ignorant, the ladren, endurance.

And Michael.

Hey, I'm Michael and I play the human warlock, Fenderist.

And last and certainly not least, Valerie.

But also the smallest.

The most diminutive. Yeah, like, yeah.

Listen, everyone, my name is Valerie.

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