Arbitrarily Ruthless with Ed Helms

Dear Chelsea

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Comedy, Education, Self-improvement

4.4 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2025

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Chelsea’s pal Ed Helms shows up to talk about why the US government bought the world’s supply of LSD, his love of historical blunders, and the best way to go heli-skiing. Then: An actor wrestles with the choice to give up his day job. A coworker divulges her previous bad behavior at the office. And a brokenhearted yachtie finds her footing on dry land.

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0:00.0	You're listening to an I-Heart podcast.
0:05.8	Hi, Catherine.
0:07.0	How are you?
0:07.6	I'm great.
0:09.2	I'm great.
0:09.8	I just got back from a few days in Mexico with some of my girlfriends, and I love getting away with my girlfriends.
0:15.3	Oh, nice.
0:16.3	Where'd you go in Mexico?
0:17.8	We went to Cancun.
0:19.1	We've got like a few hotels that we go to and they just opened up
0:22.1	brand new ones. We went to their brand new one. It was fantastic. Nice. Nice. I'm in Europe, you guys. I am in
0:28.5	Paris, Grand Paris, or Great Paris. I'm not really sure how you say it. Gay-Pri. Gay-pery, guys.
0:37.9	Of course my husband would get that one.
0:40.8	And we're having a hell of a time.
0:42.5	I'm with Molly, my cousin, Yamanika, Eric, my tour manager, who we call Erica.
0:48.2	And I have shows coming up in Brussels.
0:50.8	I'm in Brussels on May 17th.
0:52.8	I'm in Amsterdam on May 18th. And then Oslo on May 19th. And I have managed to keep my shit together in Europe. So far. So good. Right. Yes. We've adjusted to the time. We had three days in Reckiwick. And we, and yeah, we're ready to rumble. So we're getting it all in. We're getting it all in.
1:11.4	I've been reading lots of books on my flights.
1:14.5	Yes.
1:14.9	I'm just a happy camper.
1:16.5	Very happy.
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