This is exactly right.

When I invited you here, I thought I made myself perfectly clear

When you're a guest in my home

You gotta come to me empty-handed

I said no gifts your presence is presents enough

And I already had too much stuff

So how do you dare disobey me

Welcome to I said no gifts.

I'm Bridger Wieniger.

We're here.

I'm back.

I got back last night.

I was on my big trip.

I've been on four flights in a week.

Every single time I made peace with dying. So I'm back. I'm home. I am back to just taking everything for granted. That didn't take that long. I guess there's just no stopping how afraid I am of turbulence. I'm screaming.

I screamed during turbulence.

And then I sat next to someone who smelled horrible, and I will say Southwest Airlines is now providing pistachios.

I've said some nasty things about the airline.

I've said some nice things. This is a good move for an airline.

Shell or no shell? No shell. Okay. Okay. We've got a lot to talk about. Let me see if I have any business here. No, not really. I came into the studio today and it smelled like somebody had dropped a bottle of perfume or an air freshener had broken or something.

It's probably one of these gifts.

I don't know.

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