Two coffees and two breakfast sandwiches and a bag of coffee.

$75.

The bag of coffees, the expensive one, right?

Yeah, but still, the bag of coffee, two breakfast sandwiches, two coffee, $75, and then you're going to roll that thing around?

20%.

And the quintessential Los Angeles thing, the cherry on top is the retribution that we deal out is a lower tip?

That's how we get them back.

That's right. What fucking goals we are? Okay, so an uncomfortable reminder. And I've always known this and I'm very okay with it. It makes me happy.

But I was reminded over the weekend that my parents, both regular and

in-law listen to the show what do you call regular parents just parents

like your actual parents yeah you oh it sucks that we have to have a word for that your

paternal do we have to you just call them parents right? Yeah my regular old-normal

fashion parents and then my in-laws listen to the shows now when you know we did that

Bill Burr episode which people seem to like and

because we're being real our authentic selves unlike Bill.

Bill, how do you even do that with a straight face, that horseshet?

Am I right, Dale?

Yeah.

Okay, I'll never be Bill Burr, that's fine. I can aspire to that. I've talked too much shit about people in this town.

Okay. But I can at least stare at myself in the mirror and not realize that I'm just lying to myself.

You want to sell out the Hollywood Bowl?

I would love to sell out the Hollywood Bowl.

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