[April Fools] Ranking every TOE
Theories of Everything with Curt Jaimungal
Curt Jaimungal
4.6 • 606 Ratings
🗓️ 1 April 2022
⏱️ 19 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're welcome to listen to this, of course. However, much of it won't make sense unless you watch it. |
| 0:06.0 | So please visit the YouTube link in the description to see the visual gags. |
| 0:10.0 | This video was not sponsored by Blistex. |
| 0:14.0 | Okay, let me see if this is live now. It should be live. If you can see this, type some obscure 90s reference that no one's thought about in years to show that I'm down to earth and relatable, but I'm in fact an antisocial pretentious germophobic hermit. |
| 0:34.1 | Okay, great. All right, let's get to the ranking of the toes. |
| 0:38.3 | Now, John Vervaki. |
| 0:40.3 | See, I don't think he uses enough specialized terminology that only three people understand. |
| 0:44.3 | It's a bit too simplified for my taste. |
| 0:47.3 | I personally like a man whose main content is like a prologue to the glossary of that content. |
| 0:53.3 | Repeat after me, John. Not every question needs to be answered with the phrase. is like a prologue to the glossary of that content? |
| 0:55.8 | Repeat after me, John. |
| 0:59.6 | Not every question needs to be answered with the phrase relevance realization. |
| 1:04.4 | On the plus side, though, at least you've given some words to Peugeot and Vanderclay so that they can feel as if they're being scientific when they quote you. |
| 1:08.5 | See. |
| 1:10.6 | Thomas Campbell. All See. Thomas Campbell. |
| 1:11.6 | All right. |
| 1:12.6 | Thomas Campbell reminds you of the guy who would hand out unwrapped fruit on Halloween, like your |
| 1:17.6 | friend who doesn't wear socks and has beads instead of bedroom doors. |
| 1:21.6 | It's a brilliant man who has a degree in nuclear physics and I think should have an honorary one in drug |
| 1:26.6 | development as doctors now prescribe |
| 1:28.4 | listening to My Big Toe for insomnia. |
| 1:32.1 | B. |
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