APRIL FOOLS: Katherine Ryan
White Wine Question Time
Biscuit Jim
4.5 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 14 April 2026
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
Welcome to White Wine Question Time, where on Tuesdays we dust off some of our very best episodes from the cellar.
This month it's all about our favourite April Fools - the very best funny women and men we've raised a glass with. You'll hear from Joe Lycett, Katherine Ryan (this episode), Stewart Lee, and Ellie Taylor - but they're just the tip of the iceberg; if you want more comedians there are dozens of them in our back catalogue.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to White Wine Question Time, the podcast that asks its guests, three thought-provoking |
| 0:05.2 | questions over three glasses of wine. And today we're heading back down to the cellar for another |
| 0:10.6 | episode from the archives and across the course of April, we are dusting off some of my favourite |
| 0:16.0 | conversations with some of our favourite April Falls. Yes, comedians, the very best in the business. |
| 0:22.3 | And on this episode, we're revisiting my chat from 2024 |
| 0:25.9 | with podcaster, writer, and one of the UK's most successful comedians. |
| 0:31.2 | It's Catherine Ryan. |
| 0:36.9 | On this week's episode of White Wine Question Time. |
| 0:41.5 | I was lulled by a false sense of security because I thought I've had sex with him before. |
| 0:48.2 | We were a high school boyfriend and girlfriend. |
| 0:50.2 | So if I have a one night stay with him, it kind of doesn't count. |
| 0:53.4 | I've done it before. It's not like he's a new stranger, and I felt safe with him. I felt comfortable. And so I brought him back to my mom's thinking I was going to fly away the next day and never see him again. And nine months later to the day, we were married. So, oh, well. But you've also got some sperm that you brought off the internet as well. I mean, it's just good sometimes to have a little something in the cupboard, I think. This is it. I think that I would never, I don't think I would actually use frozen eggs, but I think I would feel more comfortable having them. Just like you hope never to use your insurance policy, but you still pay into it every month. Exactly. And I looked at that flat and I was like, oh, that I worried that the best |
| 1:33.5 | years of my life were spent there. And it's a unique life experience being a single mother. It's |
| 1:37.9 | fantastic. I loved it. And I would recommend. But nobody thought podcasting would work. |
| 1:45.9 | And look at it. |
| 1:46.5 | I hated podcasting for about a decade. |
| 1:49.6 | They just like wank each other off for three hours. |
| 1:52.6 | I didn't get it. |
| 1:53.5 | I hated it. |
| 1:55.3 | And, you know, the last thing I want to do is just hear men speak without an edit. |
| 2:03.3 | Hello and welcome to White Wine Question Time, the podcast that asks its guest three thought-provoking |
| 2:08.2 | questions over three glasses of wine. And my guest today is a female powerhouse who |
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