Got to be on the right side.

I got to be on the right side.

I spin my paycheck off my blue boots.

That's again now I've got to me.

On the right side, you got to be on the bright side.

You got to be on.

On the bright side.

April fools.

The holiday for assholes.

It's like the purge, but instead of killing, it's a lot of hand buzzers and whoopee cushions.

No one is safe.

Play pranks on anyone, except your grandma and war veterans.

Don't play pranks on them or somebody might end up in an early grave.

Today we're talking some histories, some facts, maybe do a little pranking on each other.

Welcome to the brighter side.

Or are you welcome, you sons.

Hi, April Fool's. I'm so bad at April Fool's. It's always like, you're a bastard. I didn't mean it. April Fool's. That's because you're a professional comedian. April Fool's is for people that like peaked in high school. I guess so. Yeah, you're right. I was never a big prank guy either. Every time I try, I always like, I always lose my gumption before it's too late.

I love pranks. One of my favorite pranks that, because I've played some pranks in the past, my mom, she lives way out in the woods. And anytime I'd bring a friend over, I would, like, drive the car down this, like, haunted road. Uh-huh. And then like the trees, I'd with a certain spot that was like especially spooky.

And I would like cut my, um, cut my car off and then just be like, oh no, my car died.

And then I'd turn the lights off.

Be like, the car is dead.

We have to keep, we have to walk the rest of the way.

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