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Thank you for a record month of March. We will make April a record because we're here

with you every day. Today is April Fool's Day, but nothing personal is going to rename

it. We don't want this to be April Fool's Day because 568 episodes into nothing personal,

not counting the mailbags and the sit-downs, etc. The emergency pods. You should realize,

as we do, that every day is April Fool's Day. Everybody in their statements, everybody

during the course of running their business in their lives, in their social lives. Yes,

I'm talking about you, Jerry. Everybody's lying all the time. Everybody's fooling. I think

that we should rename April first, as don't be a Fool Day. That is what we are going

to suggest. I am calling my local congresspeople because they have plenty of time. They're doing

a bunch of investigations. They're having committees. They have meetings. They meet with lobbyists.

They do all sorts of things. They're trying to confirm a Supreme Court justice. I love

the fact that you can say that you vote for someone to become a circuit judge, and then

a year later, or you're not going to vote for them to be a Supreme Court justice. I like

that. I'm talking about you, Lindsey Graham. Yes, I am. What exactly changed, Lindsey? How

about April first? You're the Fool Day. Maybe we do that. No, I like it. Don't be a Fool

Day. The word of the day is drought. Drought is always associated for the people who don't

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