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Good morning class.

Say hello to Billy Madison.

Hello Billy Madison.

You want me take my shirt off on you?

No, thank you.

Okay, Ginger. What up? It is Thursday, April 9th.

April 9th.

Good morning. Yes, I do have a deadbeat mom call coming up.

That's 8 o'clock night on the east.

Brand new, never before her.

Never before.

We have to talk farts today because this woman she's

loving her man's farts during the quarantine. I just I know. Ugh.

She said it's so boring that the farts are what's getting her through it.

I don't know like some people are into farts and stuff like that and it's just like

parts are sick. I mean they're really gross. Very gross. You think about it what you're shooting fecal matter into the air right it's no different I once this Corona things all over because they just had a video let's say you're at a grocery store right and somebody in the other aisle

coughs the distance that that cough travels. Oh yeah sick and so my brain's like damn

I bet you that's what a fart does. Yeah I bet it does. I bet it might even

travel even farther because it's got more pressure coming out of the butt. Yes.

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