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Let's check your weight, hop on the scale.

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Oh yeah, must be the new carbon fiber wheels.

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I'm going to prescribe 91 octane for your engine knock,

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Bundle and save on the things you love. Oh, It's the Bob and Tom Show.

Well, the church burned down and no one knew what Penny-Coss Baptist was going to do.

The Sunday brimstone guts of that gum hot, it burned up a church bus in the parking lot.

In a panic, the Reverend Duck... hot it's burn up a church bus in the parking lot.

In a panic, the Reverend Dr. White called up an ex-member that hadn't lived, right?

He owned Joe's beer joint right across the fence.

It's the same joes he preached against.

He said, I don't really want to be a

hypocrite I got a Sunday school class about to have fits we're all excited about

revival week and been moved by the spirit so to speak. With all the souls we saved and money we spent we thought God

told us to sell that tent I got a famous evangelist supposed to come and doesn't run out of

chairs will you loan us some? Joe says hell you can just use the whole dang place.

A nine on a jukebox, amazing grace.

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