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Scoring lovers revealed their very creative breakup methods.

A dude dumped his cheating ass wife with the sign advertising a garage sale for her belongings.

All right. Yes. Yeah. That is hilarious. I haven't seen a story like that in a while.

Or somebody sells, you know, possessions they probably shouldn't sell at a garage sale.

Well, you called it the cheating wife garage sale. All must go. It was all her belongings.

Yeah. I'm never when I was in the sixth grade, my uncle woke me up on a Saturday morning.

He said, you got to come with me. And I was all crap.

And it was really just to help him down the street carry all this like NASCAR stuff that he had bought from a woman who that exact situation

happened to her husband cheated. And he was, I guess he had slept over there that night. Yeah.

And that morning she was dragging all this stuff out of lawn and selling it for a dollar. Wow.

Yeah. My uncle got some great. Well, he said, I don't know, but he claims he got some great NASCAR stuff for a dollar.

That's cool. I mean, I'm talking about he probably got like 40, 50 of those like model cars, which I don't even,

I don't even know if those are worth anything.

Who knows? Probably not. Nobody likes NASCAR.

Oh, so this dude, that's it. He did another drew a picture of himself riding a giraffe in a bid to get away from his wife.

I think he said something to the effect. I'd rather ride this than ride you.

Okay.

You know, it's him riding a giraffe. That's an major insult.

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