What up bitches, good morning, about an hour away from a shot at $1,000, that's pretty cool.

Man listen to this story, so imagine, man meets woman, man love woman, woman love man.

They have like the best relationship, at least that's what the woman says, right, it's

the best.

So then, they get married, then they go on this glorious honeymoon, right, they're probably

just bang and just all over the place, looking at the side, I'm sure sex is at a tie

point.

They decide that they're going to go into the ocean, right?

And then a big ass wave comes in, right, gets the husband and then he's trying to paddle

back to shore, you know, like swim back to shore.

You didn't have paddle, yeah, but then another wave hits, right?

And then the dude, you know, she's trying to rescue him.

So she goes out there to try to grab him, but then he's pulled her by the hair and then

dunking her under the water, trying to save himself, yeah, you're freaking out, you can't

breathe.

So you're just going to grab onto whatever, okay, the husband dies, right, only three

days after getting married, that's so sad on the honeymoon, that's so sad, they arrived

in Florida.

Just getting with happiness, decided that they would go for a dip in the ocean on the second

day.

Yeah.

I mean, that sounds like a perfect honeymoon activity.

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