You're in the Paracast. You're in the Paracast, the gold standard of paranormal radio.

And now, here's Gene Steinberg.

So our friendly neighborhood co-host, Chris O'Brien, is on the road this week.

We have them.

Where are you, as a matter of fact?

Where in the world on this planet?

Are you?

Where are you on another planet?

I'm back in colorful Colorado here in Boulder.

Had a great time.

Speaking with the paranormal group in Denver and had a great turnout, had a lot of fun.

Sanitized my presentation a little bit, but for the most part, had a good time.

And, hey, even sold a few books, Jeep.

Well, that's the one thing, too.

The more you give the lectures, the better they are.

It's kind of like radio broadcasting.

Now, year after year, you get better and better at it, except for me.

I, of course, am deteriorating rapidly, and soon my brain will turn to sawdust.

But until then, I'm going to keep going.

Well, I thought you were going to say, how can you improve on perfection?

There is that.

Okay. I didn't want to say that because people will think, gee, he's just an

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