What up? Welcome, Billy Madison Show. You're an hour away from a Debbie dad call. Also $1,000.

That's pretty gnarly. $1,000. And I got a buddy. He's got a cash app. And so I thought let's try to raise like $200 for him today.

Okay. He's a really good guy. Going through a bunch of stuff. That's a weird intro. Let's start that over. What do you mean?

And so he's got it. I got this. I know this guy's got a cash app. And I just $200. Yeah. So I'm going to throw 50 bucks in. We'll get it kicked off. See what we can get it.

He's like going through a hard time. Is that what you're saying? I don't even know. I just know he's great guy. He's funny. He drove a long ways to see us. Oh, that guy. See, I didn't know you were talking about that guy. Oh, yeah. So I put it all through our prep. Oh, dude.

Yeah, that's okay. Oh, I got it. Okay. Yeah. I promised him I'm like, hey, dude. Well, we'll we'll throw a cash app. We'll try to get you to like $200. Our buddy that's, you know, dealing with some affairs here. That's right. Yeah.

Now you just came here for for my birthday. Yeah, which is badass. Yeah. So nice. Yeah. And then we thought we'd have him up on the show and then tried to everybody says, okay, our buddy, stay with me last night.

Yeah, he's trying to bring a tender date over. Yeah, I'm like, hey, bro, like, but I told him it was cool. Yeah, yeah, he just couldn't close the deal.

Oh, dude, he got he got he is so drunk at my house. Oh, he wanted to get drunk. Oh, yeah, he dude, he the Oklahoma and him came out big time.

He dude, this dude rolls in with a 12, a 12 pack of Miller light. He killed it in two and a half hours. Yeah, easy. 12 beers. 12 beers. No, it's like 12 30. And I'm like, no, I gotta go to bed. I gotta get up like four hours.

And he's like, let's just let's run to the store real quick. I was like, no, I'm going to bed. And he's like, you're gonna make me do it myself.

Like he was like threatening me without, you know, and I was like, yeah, do whatever you got to do, man, I'm going to bed. Yeah, I gotta show to you.

And he just with the, I guess my chick like hit his keys, but I don't think he even tried. I think he just he probably went and touched himself and, you know, his room and went to sleep. Sleep. I mean, that dude was he was so drunk.

And man, he is doing some shady things in that Uber.

Yeah, wait till you see the videos that I got that he doesn't know I got. Oh, that's hilarious. And the videos is funny because he's like, you gotta promise me to never tell this.

Never tell this. You can't tell it on air until I get back. That's all this is my story. And like, we had to do like a, I, it was like a five minute thing of me doing a scouts on her about how I promised not to tell the story before you could come back and tell the story.

Yeah, that was how hammered he was though. It was one of those. You know, I'm talking about like, there's something that no, no, say you promise.

Say you promise. It's like, okay, Nard, I promise. No, you gotta do pinky.

I mean, it was, I literally was, I had the best time last night, but you know, even when whatever we reunite with Nard, we're never going to get him to stop Ubering.

I hope you know that. No, I know. It's a drug.

It's a treasure chest for him. Also, um, Nard speaks to God now too.

Yes, he does. Yeah, directly. Yeah, directly. So imagine Nard and now a Nard version that can also speak to God.

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