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The Billy Madison Show Podcast

April 12th 2021

The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Cox Media Group

Billy Madison Show, Chris, Bms, Nard, Allgood, Mornings, Billy, 99.5 Kiss, San Antonio's Rock Station, Comedy, 111877, Derek, Kiss-fm, Madison

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2021

⏱️ 163 minutes

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Summary

We are back from vacation!!!!

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0:00.0

Yes, we are live. Thank you guys so much for bearing with us last week.

0:11.7

Need to get the hell out of here. So funny, dude. So I go to obviously I went to Disney.

0:17.4

Obviously we're the hell else am I going to go?

0:19.4

I mean, I'm going well. Iceland would be bad at it. Now that you bring that up, you're crazy.

0:25.8

All right. So there was this like, you have to wear a mask all the time,

0:29.3

which sucks ass. Oh, it's real. Yeah, it's real warm. Yeah. But there was this whole family,

0:35.4

right? Okay. So it's like geeky family. Yeah. This is this dad. This kid's freaking out.

0:42.6

He's like, get up. We're going to get on this ride. Okay. And then he's like,

0:51.4

okay, I got you. He saw a family meltdown. Yes. Oh, I got. Okay. And then then the dad is

0:56.4

dumbass dad. He's like, well, I tell you what? They were going back to their room and you kids

1:00.5

are going to read like readings of punishment. Yeah. Yeah. Punishment for his children was to read.

1:09.1

How bad would that suck ass to be a Disney? You're going to have to learn to read if you don't

1:14.3

shut up. Oh, he said, like he was fine. Dad was calling them all sorts of cuss words. Yeah.

1:23.5

Right, yelling at him, smacked him in the head five times nothing, not a tear, nothing.

1:29.8

The minute that this dad said, you're going to have to go back to the room and read. Right.

1:42.2

I mean, I kind of understand that kid though, imagine being a Disney. And it's like, okay,

1:46.3

now you have to go back to the room and read. Like that would suck. The rowdy is family. Yeah.

1:51.0

Well, I mean, the kid was chasing ducks. He was like choking or duck out. Right.

1:55.3

Right. He had a duck in a headlock. I mean, you know, one of those families really don't stop him

2:00.3

from harming animals. It's not that I don't know why he would kill a bunch of people. I don't know

2:06.0

signs. It's like he was strangling ducks at Disney. Yeah. That was your first sign, dumbass.

2:12.4

Well, I mean, that's, you know, it's, that's their one stop shop. They, that's their one chance

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