Personally, I haven't dealt with a direct crime in doing this.

I have dealt with crimes in the past when I was working in a gas station.

It is true.

There is a special breed of human that is founded.

They're brave enough, Rich, to take on crime by themselves.

Sometimes the guys of being a superhero.

Sometimes that superhero has a van that drinks beer in.

It's just a creepy van that just sits by the side of the road and has like an air conditioning unit in it

for no weird reason and then he's got freezer pops that he likes to give to children which is a

little odd man in a costume offers your child anything you decline not politely there's a video

of master legend breaking bricks like Rosenhaus style.

Like he's got this tin can that he put over his head, and it's all visual.

But Master Legend's the best.

Wait, he has a tin can his end?

It's called his Iron Fist.

Wait, so you can break a brick with metal?

Well, it doesn't really do a good job breaking the brick.

He basically puts like several bricks, stacks them up, like cinder blocks actually, and goes, this is what I do to people who disrespect this great city of Clearwater, Florida, and just like knocks it over with his hand. You can see his, ah, wow. So it's, well, listen, he's not afraid to take a punch. No, he's not.

He's even got...

Master Legend even has other weapons. They're all these homemade ones. Did you ever have a potato gun growing up? Did you know so in the neighborhood? There was always, like, some, like, redneck in the neighborhood who had a potato gun? No, I know what they are, but no, I've never seen one. There was a dude in my neighborhood who had a potato gun

that blew a hole through a tree.

It was like the most, like, dangerous thing you could possibly. It was explosives you were essentially like, kill a guy. Yes, you could kill it. Dude, I'm not kidding you. This guy one time took, and what it is, is it's like a PVC pipe, and you take a potato and you smash it into the front of it.

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