Apples with Matt Stewart

Shut up a Second

Sanspants Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 535 Ratings

🗓️ 23 July 2025

⏱️ 46 minutes

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0:00.0	You're listening to the Sans Pants Network.
0:07.0	Hey everybody, welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a Second.
0:10.0	My name's Hayden. I'm joined by Cass Page.
0:12.3	I'm Cass Page.
0:13.5	And we are also joined by Matt Stewart.
0:17.6	I'm Matt Stewart.
0:18.5	You know Matt Stewart from the recently released special called Matt Stewart Best Man?
0:25.1	Best man.
0:25.9	Best man?
0:26.8	Yeah.
0:27.5	You know what they say?
0:29.0	Always the best man, never the man.
0:30.7	Yeah, never the groom.
0:31.9	Never the groom.
0:32.6	Always the best man, never the groom.
0:34.1	It doesn't just another thing that women have over us.
0:38.6	Always a bride's awesome.
0:39.9	Always being the best man.
0:41.7	I'm always throwing the freaking stag, dude.
0:44.0	Always the best man, never the best.
0:46.0	And today's topic is apples.
0:50.7	How do you like that?
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