All right.

Let's do this thing.

I like that candle.

Gotta set the mood for the YFTA is.

It's once again that time of the year where any time you take a shower and you use soap,

there isn't enough lotion in the world to not make you feel like a lizard king.

Where's all the moisture? Where'd it? What happened? Jeez Louise. Like a snake over here. I'm at the point of my life where there's like

two muscles in my back that just always hurt. And there's something I can do about it to make that

better. I stretch every day. All right? It's that muscle like right underneath my shoulder blade. And it must be because of how I sleep. I don't know. But like I'm at the point of my life where like that just doesn't go away. But I've also been at that point in my life for the past 15 years. Okay. So here's the thing, all you jet exers out there that love this show because you're coo that the adults won't tell you

you're just going to have like two muscles in your back that are going to be like fuck you and the

ship you came in on forever and that's just life it'll never get better nothing you can do oh did i

spend tons of money on like a masseuse to work those out? Yeah? Did every time I go into C-Sead masseuse, they said, oh, you have a huge knot here. And I said, yeah, that's why I'm here. And then they worked on it for an hour and charged me $100. And guess what? Nothing happened because my body said, don't care. Rub it all you like. This is life now. Welcome to the danger zone. I don't know why my body said don't care. Rub it all you like.

This is life now.

Welcome to the danger zone.

I don't know why my body is in the movie Top Gun, but, you know, let's see a Brandeis ready.

Uh-huh.

Okay. You know, it's a great snack that I sleep on often?

Apples.

Yeah.

Like, apples are so good and refreshing and like there's a lot of water content, I feel

like in apples, so you're like kind of hydrating.

It's just a great snack.

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