Apples, Eggs, and Sexy Ranchers

Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi

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Tv & Film, After Shows, Tv Reviews, Comedy

4.8 • 5.5K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2022

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

You know what they say, an apple a day! This week on YFT, your hosts have an important conversation about apples; how good they are, but also, how they may be more dangerous than you think. If you can make it through that discussion, you’re also in for a Yellowstone/1883 deep dive, and insight into Wells’ dislike of white hoodies and white chickens. Your hosts also try to talk about NFTs and all that jazz, but they’re very, very confused. Please help. They quickly touch on everyone’s favorite couple, MGK and Megan Fox, the Island Boys (?), and say goodbye to erotic grandpa, who, if we’re lucky, may never be heard from again… Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @yftpodcast. Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers: Honeylove — Go to Honeylove.com and get 20% off a second item. PLUS, when you use code YFT, you'll get an ADDITIONAL 10% off your entire order Canva — Go to canva.me/yftpodcast to get your free 45-day extended trial ShipStation — Go to ShipStation.com, click on the microphone at the top of the page, and type in YFT for a 60-day free trial SKYN — Shop SKYN.com now and get free shipping on orders over $30 in the contiguous US or explore SKYN on Amazon now

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0:00.0	Alright, let's do this thing.
0:03.3	I like that candle.
0:04.3	Gotta set the mood for the YFDS.
0:07.2	Ugh, it's once again that time of the year where anytime you take a shower and you
0:12.5	soap, there isn't enough lotion in the world to not make you feel like a lizard king.
0:21.1	Where's all the moisture?
0:22.4	Where'd it go?
0:23.4	What happened?
0:24.4	Jesus, like a snake over here.
0:27.0	I'm just at the point of my life where there's like two muscles in my back that just always
0:30.7	hurt.
0:31.7	And there's something I can do about it to make that better.
0:34.2	I stretch every day.
0:36.0	Alright, it's that muscle right underneath my shoulder blade.
0:39.0	And it must be because of how I sleep, I don't know, but like I'm at the point of my
0:42.0	life where like that just doesn't go away.
0:43.8	But I've also been at that point in my life for the past 15 years.
0:47.8	Okay?
0:48.8	So here's the thing, all you gen Xers out there that love this show because you're
0:53.5	new, that the adults won't tell you, you're just going to have like two muscles in your
0:57.3	back that are going to be like, fuck you and the ship you came in on forever.
1:03.0	And that's just life.
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