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🗓️ 25 February 2016
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Hello Cool Kids! Thanks for stopping by! Ol' Uncle Brent is having a few neck issues and is on a few muscle relaxers this week. Travis is normal, but insists that Brent has two butts. Apple is fighting back against orders to create a program to hack phones. Brent shares some Primary updates with us! Kesha took a hit in her ongoing legal battle this week. Historians and doctors have made some discoveries about Hitler's genitalia. All that, plus a Wi-Five! Sit back and relax!
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0:00.0 | This week, Jeb says so long, Court Case Prolonged, and Hitler's abnormal dong. |
0:06.4 | I'm Brent Black, I'm Travis McElroy, and I've got two butts, with trends like these. |
0:13.0 | Hello Brent. |
0:14.0 | Travis. |
0:16.0 | Hello Brent. Travis, what is up bro? Nothing much dog. What's up with you home slice? I'm on muscle relaxers at the moment. |
0:33.2 | Delicious. |
0:34.2 | Yeah, candy coated. |
0:35.8 | No, I somehow got a stiff neck. |
0:38.9 | I think it was driving from Toronto to Washington DC in a rental for Magfest this past weekend which |
0:45.8 | was a lot of fun but yeah my neck just kind of was like not feeling very |
0:50.7 | well what I mean is it was like a crick on one side and then like |
0:54.7 | super multi crick in the neck and now I'm just |
0:58.8 | can't really move it so luckily though muscle relaxers making me much happier, much more positive, maybe slightly, |
1:06.0 | what's the word I'm looking for? |
1:08.0 | Lucy Goosey. That's exactly what I meant. |
1:11.0 | Well, let's try to tighten your goosey for the next 45 minutes to record the episode and then you can make your goose totally loose. |
1:20.0 | If you goose shame me one more time, I'm out of here. |
1:22.8 | Okay, so for our first story today, |
1:29.8 | Travis, Apple is currently locked in a weird unprecedented battle with the FBI and with the |
1:36.6 | federal government at large. You'll remember that back in December there was a |
1:40.2 | terrorist shooting in San Bernardino, California, |
1:42.9 | well, the FBI recovered the iPhone of Syed Farooq, |
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