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🗓️ 29 January 2025
⏱️ 82 minutes
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0:00.0 | Amazon One Medical presents painful thoughts. |
0:04.8 | I could catch anything sitting in this doctor's waiting room. |
0:08.6 | Oh, a kid just wiped his runny nose on my jacket. |
0:11.6 | And the guy next to me, sitting in a pool of perspiration, insists on sharing my armrest. |
0:17.0 | Ugh. |
0:18.2 | Next time, make an appointment with an Amazon One medical provider. |
0:21.9 | There's no waiting and no sweaty guy. |
0:24.5 | Amazon One Medical, health care just got less painful. |
0:30.0 | Amazon Pharmacy presents painful thoughts. |
0:34.7 | The guy in front of me in the pharmacy line is halfway through an incredibly detailed |
0:41.3 | 17-minute story about his gout, a story likely more painful than the gout itself. |
0:49.6 | Next time, save yourself the pain and let Amazon Pharmacy deliver your meds right to your door. |
0:55.4 | Amazon Pharmacy, healthcare just got less painful. |
1:00.2 | All this being said, I wanted to ask you guys next. How many people in real life, blood in their |
1:07.9 | veins, human beings? Zero. I know where you're going with this. |
1:12.6 | How many people do you know that spent their money on a Vision Pro? |
1:17.6 | Zero. |
1:22.6 | What is up? People of the Internet? |
1:25.6 | No, it is not Marquez. It is your typical producer. Today, |
1:29.3 | host, Ellis Rovin, and I'm joined by two lovely co-hosts, Andrew and David. And it is time for |
1:36.8 | another waveform bonus episode. Are you guys ready? I am. I'm ready to party. |
1:42.8 | The H-Pack is also broken in this room right now, so we are wearing jackets. |
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