Look what the computer wizards and Apple have come up with now.

It has the power of these two computers.

A built-in disk drive.

It can run over 10,000 different programs.

You get everything you need to hook it right up to your TV.

You can even head a mouse.

Introducing the Apple Tim C.

Now comes the real magic.

You can take it home for under $1,300.

Hello and welcome to Cultcast, the best 30 plus minute Apple conversation you're going to hear all week long.

I'm your host, Eric Finalized, joining me today after several scuffles with Cupertino personnel.

He's now only allowed on Apple's campus with a watchful security escort.

He's the founder of Cultimac.

Oh, and they're canyas here.

Hello everybody.

Also with us, the state prosecutor calls his flogging of Cultimac writers a class to assault one.

He likes to refer to it as tough love.

And the productivity has never been higher.

He's the manager of Cultimac.

Ooh, his floss is here.

These will never hold up in court.

You should probably watch what you say, because I heard that the prosecutors listening to these broadcasts.

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