Using an Apple too is very easy.

The only hard part is getting your kid away from it.

You see, apples are the leading computers in schools,

so even though you bought it to help you work at home,

your kid will want to use it for his own homework.

Of course, if all else fails, there's one last thing you can try.

Get him an apple of his own.

Hello, and welcome to the podcast, the best 30 plus minute apple conversation you're going to hear all week long.

I'm your host.

Airfoil and I should join me today.

You heard of the Vulcan neck pinch.

Well, he's got his own move, his own move called the Wallace Headpins,

where he puts his hands of both sides of a writer's head and squeezes until their eyes bulge out like the end of total recall.

It's a serious but effective disciplinary tactic that keeps the writers typing and on task.

He's the managing editor of cult of Mac.

Lewis Walls is here.

Yeah, that sounds awesome.

Also what does, some people like to use a fan as a white noise machine.

He prefers the sounds of an Apple dot matrix desktop

printer that delightful he just relaxes him puts him right to sleep he's a writer for

coltemackle Griffin Jones is here I'm a good evening you know it's not really the printer

that's a my favorite like, ambient noise sound.

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