When people work together, they get more done.

When people work together, they save time and money.

That's why every Macintosh computer comes with networking built-in.

So it makes you wonder why other computers don't.

Hello and welcome to Hookass the Best 30 Plus Minute Apple Conversation.

You're going to hear a week along on your host.

Everyone allows you to join me today.

He just got outfitted for a new military leaf suit,

which he'll be using to sneak onto campus.

To gather intel during the March 8th event,

there's literally nothing he won't do to bring you each week's Apple stories.

He's the founder of Cultomac.

We'll end up getting these here.

Also with us, he's been practicing his rodeo rope and his whip skills

to ensure all the Cultomac writers are present and productive during next Tuesday's keynote.

He's the managing editor of Cultomac.

Ooh, it's Wallace.

Ah, yeah.

Ooh.

What?

I'm here.

You're so excited that you could...

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