Two roads diverged on the way to the internet, and I took the faster, simpler, less expensive,

and far more colorful, one, and that made all the difference.

Hello and welcome to the Hulcassi Best 30 Pussman app conversation you're going to hear.

Oh week long, I'm your host, here for Elijah, join me today, if he were a lord of the

Brings Wizard, it's going to be a good one, here we go. He's been known as Leand off the green,

and his pipe smoke rings would be far more mystical than anything Gandalf the White could hope to blow.

He's the founder of Coltomac, Leandercanius here. I just crave actually. I'll do this chasing down

escaped Coltomac riders in his cars, proven far too easy, so he's been experimenting with a horse

in a lasso. It's tricky, but a lot more fun. He's imagining it, I'm Coltomac. Lewis Wallace is here.

Oh boy, horses, how like horses, but they kind of scare me. Yeah, horses scare me too.

I hear they can sense that, which is bad. Yeah, wait until that makes it worse.

I have only written a horse maybe once or twice in my life, and this horse knew I was freaked out,

and it was, it was point with me, and I'd be standing there and able like reach over and like

try to like grab my shirt and like and tug it, right? It was totally, yeah. No, with its hands, Lewis.

You're sure. He stood up on his hind hooves, and he took his other horse arms with his hooves

and grabbed one of my shirt and he pulled me. That's really scary. Yeah, he kept doing that,

and when I was riding him, he would like reach down with his horse mouth and tug on my

pant leg like he knew I was freaked out, and he was, he was trying to toy with me. Did you just

smack him real good? No, scared of him. Didn't do anything, Lewis. Just keep biting me, please.

I was on his back, and you know, there's nothing I could do, and he knew it, and I was pressed down.

Double horse from. It was got some horse riding ranch that my then girlfriend,

outwife wanted me to go to with her, and she loves horses, of course, and you know, I want to do

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