The PC, perpetually complicated, profusely corded, physically conspicuous, particularly

costly, or none there's the new iMac, which is about as un-PC as you can get.

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Coltamack writers call his constant attacks, verbal lashings, and sprays firehose, a form of assault.

But he likes to think of it as mentoring.

He's the managing owner of Coltamack, Lewis Walls here.

I like that.

Look how peachy he looks today, so nice.

Also with this, he's hired several stunt doubles to roam his rural Ohio property to prepare for the inevitable day when Lewis Walls comes looking

wanting to discuss grammar errors with him.

He's Coltamack's newest writer, Griffin Jones, is here.

Good evening.

You're going to have to buy multiple blowdrivers, seeking all, I guess you could share one.

All of my stunt doubles, they have to learn the technique right from the service.

It's part of the onboarding process.

They get a full day training session where they learn how to get the perfect pompadour.

Wow, full day.

Well, I think it's smart because when Lewis is enraged when he sees a spelling error, his eyesight gets all blurry.

He's like an angry bull.

And so if you have some guys that look even remotely like you, he's going to lock onto them.

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