Hey guys, are you ready for some money rehab?

Wall Street has been completely upended by an unlikely player. Game stop.

That's enough.

Ian and should I have a 401k because you don't do it? No, I know.

I think the whole world will revolve around you on your money. What a dumb shit.

Charge for wasting our time.

I will take a check.

I got a full chip.

You recognize her from anchoring on CNN, CNBC, and Bloomberg.

The only financial expert you don't need a dictionary to understand.

The cold lap in.

Today on Money Rehab, we're gonna do what we do best.

Taking a jargony headline, breaking it down into plain English and sharing how the headline affects you.

So here's a reason headline. Apple becomes first company to hit a $3 trillion market value.

We don't need to be super financially savvy to know that $3 trillion is a big friggin number.

But what does it mean that Apple's broken this record?

And why should we care?

Well, market value is the same thing as market cap.

If you missed our episode on market cap, here's a little refresher.

So here's the deal.

Market cap is a cute little nickname for market capitalization.

It's a measurement to help us understand to what extent a company is a big deal.

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