Cold Open here on the Mail End podcast. Happy Friday, everybody. I'll be your pilot today, Brad Merriman. To my right, I have the lovely first officer, the one and only, Sally to freeze. Are we not doing music? Because Randy's not here. Cold open. We're producerless today. Wow. I could plug it in. I could do it me to... Actually, I don't know. Yeah. That's all we got. Maybe we need, when we do this new graphics, which no one sent in except for one person, I think we're just going to use theirs. I like it. Should we get a new theme song? Let's do it. Let's do a new theme song. Let's do a full, full on rebrand.

I like it.

I like it.

We can write a new bio. We'll get to it in about two years.

So you can look forward to that. June of 2028. Hey now. It's doing all with you, Sal. Your hair is looking like, your hair's looking great today. You're coming right from work, right?

Well, okay, so I got a haircut last week.

Okay, okay.

I got the Salgal trademark haircut. Which is? Literally, I have sent multiple people to my hair girl, and they just go in and ask for the Sally. You have like a menu item. And so now it's the. Okay. It's just a lot of layers, a lot of layers.

Okay.

I am, I did film it last week.

I am going to splice it in Capcut once I figure out how to use Capcut. That's on my project list this weekend. It can't be that hard, right? No. No. Keep, I mean, Capcut, I think Will uses that often.

Yeah.

He did say...

Oh, shit.

I just lost my ear. Keep, I mean, Capcut, I think, I think Will uses that often for his morning videos.

He did say, oh shit, I just lost my ear.

He did say he was going to do it for me, and then he has not.

So I just, the problem is that trying to become an influencer on Sal Gals has been a little bit difficult because being a mom and

working a full-time job and trying to do that is hard. I'm aware that other people do it constantly.

Yeah. I can't. I mean, you have a, your full-time job is also like not a job where you can be like

kind of playing around on your phone. I don't know.

There's some doctors out there posting some reals.

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