App or Crap
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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4.8 • 671 Ratings
🗓️ 22 July 2025
⏱️ 11 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, |
| 0:03.7 | so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend. |
| 0:04.3 | And it's convenient. skip the drive and fly hassle-free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend. |
| 0:24.0 | And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. We've got tons of these MyCamp tickets. So let's give them to you right now. What do you say? You know, last week and yesterday we spent a lot of time talking about this new dating app, supposedly, for Disney adults called Single Rider. |
| 0:23.6 | And Disney said, You know, last week and yesterday we spent a lot of time talking about this new dating app, supposedly, for Disney adults called Single Rider. |
| 0:40.5 | And Disney says that they have nothing to do with this app, but apparently it's an opportunity for people that go to Disneyland usually by themselves to go with other people and potentially find like-minded Disney adults to start a relationship with. |
| 0:52.4 | Yeah, and I've talked to several single Disney adults who all say that the Disney is, like if you can find that in common, it opens this Pandora's box of everything else that you also have in common. |
| 1:04.5 | Like it is the ultimate icebreaker. |
| 1:06.5 | So, of course, if I were to talk about this app, let's say six months ago and say there's an app coming called Single Riders for Disney adults, you would all say, Klein, you made that up. That sounds like crap. But that's an actual app that will be coming soon. So we decided, let's bring it back. It's been a while since we've done it, the dating edition of Apple or crap. And this is a, that's the wrong stupid music. Go ahead one second. God damn it. This was all cute up and ready to go. There we go. |
| 1:12.1 | All right. |
| 2:18.6 | All right. Live radio. So here's what's going to happen. I will describe to you a dating app. It is either real and available to download and start meeting people immediately, or it is something that we have completely made up here at Krock. And you just have to tell us, is it a crap? If you are right, you get not one but two tickets to Mykem at Dodger Stadium, and you can make that an amazing date. And I hope everybody wins because we can't use these tickets, I wish, but we work here, so we're not allowed to use them. I love how you accidentally said live. we'll soon be living here a uh caesar west covina welcome to k rock good morning yeah what up what up all right i'm going to describe an app for you and you just has to tell us is this real does it exist or did we make it up ready to go let's do it all gluten free singles whether you're looking for love or friendship, no more struggling to find someone who's excited |
| 2:23.2 | to try new gluten-free restaurants or recipes. |
| 2:26.3 | You can find your soulmate. |
| 2:28.8 | So you can go out for a very expensive dinner because all the gluten-free bread is going to be plus $7. |
| 2:33.7 | Is gluten-free singles a real dating app available for single people that all like to eat gluten-free, or did we make it up? |
| 2:44.5 | I got to say that's made up. |
| 2:46.7 | All right. |
| 2:47.2 | It sounds not sexy, you know, but, uh, Ali, wouldn't you know it? It is unfortunately for Caesar absolutely real. |
| 2:56.0 | You know, sorry Caesar. I would imagine, this is not surprising, but I would imagine that there's some kind of a rivalry between the people who are like actually allergic and the people who just have a preference oh people |
| 3:08.2 | hate that the people that are the preference people even allowed on the app it's so funny because |
| 3:13.0 | I think the people that have a celiac or whatever the thing or really if they eat bread their stomach |
| 3:16.9 | explodes or those people I think get really mad about the people that are like I'm just trying to |
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