Back in 2004, scientists looking through a telescope in Arizona found something scary.

They found ink rings around their eyes from the prankster coworker coating the eyepiece with

black ink.

Once they cleaned themselves up and blocked that office clown and a giant

beaker, they looked through the telescope again and found something even more scary in space.

You might call it the death star, but I won't because I don't want to be sued by

Disney lawyers. Perhaps that's why scientists named this giant rock apophis, because that's

the old Egyptian god of chaos and the copyright

expired hundreds of years ago or the scientists were just huge fans of the TV

show Stargate SG, or both.

This giant rock was about 340 meters wide and hurtling directly towards Earth.

The apocalypse is nigh, many were heard to scream.

There was a chance

Apophis would hit our planet in the year 2029. People immediately began

scrambling to find a way to live through a species ending event

so as to not end up like the dinosaurs. They even called up Bruce Willis for his

expert opinion. Not that it would matter. Because in 1960, Heinz von Foster, no relation to the

catch-up, predicted the date for the end of humanity would be November

13, 2026, blaming it on overpopulation.

How you get the end of humans by creating more humans is beyond me but that's what he wrote in the

science magazine article and as we all know scientists are infallible right?

Anyway the Messiah Foundation International also predicts that the world will end sometime in 2026,

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